Tale of TAL: Ch 19((Because why the fuck not. It's been established I don't own TAL, Kang Im does. WONT STOP ME AND MY SIS FROM KICKING SHIT UP. Warning: we DO spoil shit. Mostly what hasn't been translated yet from the Korean chapters, so there ARE spoilers if you haven't seen the non-translated pages.))
A startled thud.
"I don't know what the dicknugget you did that landed me with these shitastic abominations on my head and butt, but I swear to goddamn KANG IM HIMSELF IF YOU DON'T FUCKING FIX THIS RIGHT DAMN NOW, I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR DICK, RUN IT OVER A CHEESEGRATER, AND FEED THE SHAVINGS TO YOU THROUGH A GODDAMN FOOD TUBE!!!!"
The rabbit-eared Chachaoong was clinging to a very surprised Ei Mae, whose own cat ears and tail were stiff with slight apprehension and awe for the angered Min Jun who sported panda ears poking out of her locks and a poofball tail from her shorts.
"...Would it help if I told you I didn't actually mean to do this?"
Her glower told him no.
Tale of Scales 1((Just a fun little AU idea to fill in for chapter pauses. The 1 doesn't mean there's a sequel, but there IS a second version of this because I'm an endless well of AU ideas and AUs of AUs is my specialty. I don't own any characters from TAL, Kang Im does))
"Hahaha! C'mon Lang, isn't this exciting?"
Twenty-five year old Mu-Young, 'Lang' only to his twin brother Ignatio and their adopted guardian Chau Yong, glared at said twin as they stood outside the marina they'd been hired at as janitors. A weak job sure, but after the last job they'd taken where Mu-Young's temper wound up getting them into a barfight, their guardian was trying to appeal to the judge that they were 'normal' guys. Keeping his head down didn't appeal to someone as headstrong as Mu-Young, but when their guardian told them it was either low key jobs or correctional facilities, they had to choose the lesser of two evils.
"Shut the hell up, Ho." 'Lang' and 'Ho' being chil
Tale of TAL: Ch 18 (OMAKE SPECIAL 2)((To celebrate the story, let's have some more omakes~! Remember TAL is owned by Kang Im, please go support the translators on EGScans~!))
"Excuse me, Miss 'Hot-For-Boss-And-Hiljo-Nim'!" Noah screeched, his chibi bristled as angrily as Min Jun's.
She hissed at him. "I don't want to bang Hiljo, you dumbass! I just want him to be safe and sound with his kids!"
[...But you don't deny being hot for Chorang-Yi?]
Min Jun turned white.
Noah gently fed Usagi a bit of samanko filling from his fingertip.
Min Jun let the rabbit Yongma drink some soup from her spoon while it was perched in her lap.
Cho-Yi attempted to feed Usagi, now wrapped in a blanket bundle, via a bottle as he crouched near the Yongma sitting in a baby carrier.
"Y-You're taking that a bit far Boss." Noah sweated.
Ga Ram and Ga Be were trying to feed Usagi from a plate, fresh apple slices Yu Jin had carved into little 'rabbits'.
Hunting Instinct (BiRu)((If you hadn't realized I'm a horrible person, this is your wakeup call because this is my guilty pleasure ship. I don't own any of TAL's characters, mind you. That's Kang Im.))
The snake caught a bird.
Bi Gak had been out looking for the Second, when instead he found another Chachaoong to play with. A blond little chick with amber eyes, who froze where he stood upon feeling Bi Gak's aura blanket the street.
"Well~ well~ well~"
He grinned and strolled towards the blond, who was audibly wheezing as his wide eyes watched Bi Gak's approach. There was a ton of fear and anxiety in his gaze, which delighted the psychopath; he was bored, and the scared ones were always the most fun to play with.
"Hello there~ I'm out looking for something right now, but I think I'll have a bit of fun for the time being." He closed in on the blond, circling the frozen young man and inspecting him like one would a book. Bright, bright cornflour yellow hair tha
Tale of TAL: Ch 17((Because why the fuck not. It's been established I don't own TAL, Kang Im does. WONT STOP ME AND MY SIS FROM KICKING SHIT UP. Warning: we DO spoil shit. Mostly what hasn't been translated yet from the Korean chapters, so there ARE spoilers if you haven't seen the non-translated pages.))
"...You damn richboy."
Mu Young shot the exasperated Noah a sneer over his shoulder, his arm around Maru's shoulder as the entire group, TALs and Chau Yong included, stood in front of a hotspring inn. It was the day after Christmas, and Mu Young had suddenly sprung on everyone the sudden announcement they were going to a hotspring, staying at the inn until after New Years.
"First off, who the hell did you murder to get us this entire place for ourselves? And two, WHO THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT JUST LOANS OUT A FREAKING HOTSPRING INN?!"
Maru had to rib his boyfriend to reign in Mu Young's enjoyment of tormenting Noah.
"A hotspring, a hotspring~!" Min Jun was bouncing. Jenna and Ara were mimic
Tale of TAL: Ch 16((Because why the fuck not. It's been established I don't own TAL, Kang Im does. WONT STOP ME AND MY SIS FROM KICKING SHIT UP. Warning: we DO spoil shit. Mostly what hasn't been translated yet from the Korean chapters, so there ARE spoilers if you haven't seen the non-translated pages.))
Shopping was...an interesting affair.
Noah knew well enough to stick to affordable even though he and Min Jun and Cho-Yi all worked decent hours. The problem was...the eccentric people they had to shop for.
Mu Young was easy enough, bury the fucker in MLP stuff.
For Maru, obviously, a nice jacket that wasn't a bright red bullseye. Ignatio was an enigma still, but they'd figure something out eventually; he'd probably love any kind of gift. Cho-Yi was a bit harder to think for, even though they'd lived with him for nearly half a year. 'All I can think of is food since he eats so much.'
The TALs were harder to do. Sae Ha, Ara, Ha Na Rin, Ei Mae especially, Baek Jeong. Like hell anyone w